PAJAMAS IN DR. OFFICE Sep 13, 2009
joejoe wrote on Sep 11, 2009 1:44 PM:" not to beat the dead horse or anything, but I thought this was a little to far with the pajama thing.... I went to Wal Mart to pick up some milk at around midnight and a woman was in line wearing a robe (and not tied together.) What was even more bizare, she had on mens boxer shorts and a wife beater underneath. The best thing I can say about this is that she had on shoes and not slippers....and yes it was a robe, not an overcoat ". Amen. (New Iberia, LA)
Financial heat's on photog Sep 9, 2009
A fan of George Clooney stripped to his boxer shorts in front of the Hollywood star and asked if he could "kiss him, just once.". "I am gay, George," the unidentified man said during a news conference at the Venice Film Festival Tuesday. (Albany Times Union)
Toast of the Coast: Merritt Island Chick-fil-A kicks off football season Sep 3, 2009
Eligible attire includes all visible articles of clothing that contain a sports team logo, so while a little league uniform will qualify, the Gators boxer shorts won't, unless you're brave enough to wear them as outer apparel. Michael Sexton, franchise operator for the restaurant, is pumped for the Labor Day promotion. (Florida Today)
Jury gets case in student's killing Aug 28, 2009
After cutting off the victim s dreadlocks, the group stripped Walker to his boxer shorts and dumped gasoline on him, threatening to set him on fire, Allen said in a taped interview with police. Allen and his friends then bound and gagged Walker. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Metro)
de LArbre tells of capsized boat, rescue Aug 28, 2009
While de L Arbre wore her bathing suit top and shorts, Maclean who had been wearing jeans was now down to his boxer shorts and T-shirt. I m sure we looked ridiculous, she said. (Marshfield Mariner, MA)
Critics call Arpaio aggressive, intimidating Aug 23, 2009
Hendershott saw Tarr campaigning in downtown Phoenix in a ridiculous outfit of pink boxer shorts, a ranger-style hat, an unbuttoned khaki shirt with state Department of Public Safety patches and a T-shirt reading "I (heart) Arizona" and directed deputies to investigate. Tarr was not prosecuted but alleged his acting career was damaged. (AZCentral -- News)
My Woodstock at the Shore Aug 20, 2009
Similarly, ours were confiscated by the Coast Guard on Day One and replaced by a seabag full of new duds, including: giant-size boxer shorts (these fit only the 250-pound Green); blue jeans (which came in only one length, intended to be hemmed by each recruit to suit his stature); dress whites reminiscent of the Chilly-Willy man; and dress blues, including trousers with 13 buttons in front (you guessed it: one for each of the original states) instead of a zipper. (I believe this last item of... (NJ.com -- Times)
I am married to 'Mr. Clean' Aug 17, 2009
I choose not to discuss his boxer shorts. And yet when my cleaning isn't up to his meticulous standards -- he notices a dog hair on the rug I've just vacuumed -- he reacts to my efforts with outrage and has even been known to wrest a vacuum cleaner from my hands to complete the task the "right" way. (CNN)
Search for backpacker in WA scaled down Aug 9, 2009
At the time he disappeared he was wearing a brown hooded jumper, a dark brown peak cap, black boxer shorts and black socks. Police say he may now be wearing cargo pants and a pair of Dunlop Volley shoes, which were missing from his baggage. (Sydney Morning Herald -- Opinion)
Missing tourist's parents plead for help Aug 7, 2009
At the time he vanished he was wearing a brown hooded jumper, a dark-brown peaked cap, black boxer shorts and black socks. Police say he may now be wearing pair of cargo pants and a pair of Dunlop Volley shoes, which were missing from his baggage. (Sydney Morning Herald -- Australia)
Police deal with naked people Jul 22, 2009
Officers found the 53-year-old man, who admitted to washing himself under a faucet but claimed to have been wearing boxer shorts at the time. The man, who is homeless, was not arrested, Ziegler said. (Bismarck Tribune, ND)
Soldier who fought in pink boxers home for the 4th Jul 5, 2009
FORT WORTH, Texas -- The soldier who was photographed fighting the Taliban in his pink boxer shorts said Saturday he was glad to be back home in Texas after his yearlong deployment to Afghanistan - especially for the Fourth of July ... Zachary Boyd of Fort Worth, Texas, far left was wearing "I love NY" boxer shorts after rushing from his sleeping quarters to join his fellow platoon members ... Boyd was photographed wearing pink boxer shorts and a red T-shirt while fighting in Afghanistan. (Fresno Bee -- Nation)
Operator of private NM prison sued by 7 inmates Jun 18, 2009
It said two of the men were naked, while the others wore boxer shorts or had small towels. A female guard filmed the men with a video recorder and "giggled and danced" while doing so, the lawsuit alleges. (Fresno Bee -- Nation)
Nuggets' golden fan » May 30, 2009
He quotes Billups instead, and says, "Forget this loss; tomorrow's a new day." If they're home watching a game on TV and Marianne growls at the team or the refs, he'll say "Go'' -- and boot her out of the room. He wants no negativity, and he's superstitious, as well. He'll wear lucky boxer shorts, until the team loses, at which time he won't wear them again. Right now, since they're playing the Lakers, he won't talk to Kobe Bryant in the Pepsi Center hallway -- even though Kobe knows him and... (ESPN -- Golf News)
'Buy American' Easier Said Than Done May 28, 2009
We came out with eight items total: sports jacket (made in China), pants (China), necktie (China), belt (China), boxer shorts (Mexico), undershirt (Honduras), dress shirt (Bangladesh) and suitcase (China). 1. (ABC News -- Business)
Gitmo Terrorists: One Town Says Bring 'em OnHardin, Mont., has empty high security prison; council wants detainees there. May 25, 2009
The prison is fully stocked with towels, blankets, shelves of orange jumpsuits, shoes and even boxer shorts. It was built with private dollars and with the support of Montana's former governor, Judy Martz. (ABC News)
* World News Quick Take May 23, 2009
Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Thursday praised an Army soldier in eastern Afghanistan who drew media attention this month after rushing to defend his post from attack while wearing pink boxer shorts and flip-flops. In fact, Gates said he wanted to meet the soldier and shake his hand the next time he visits Afghanistan. (Taipei Times, Taiwan -- World Business)
Much rain, few long balls at Turner Field May 23, 2009
The catcher is wearing long boxer shorts with red polka dots ... The catcher is wearing long boxer shorts with red polka dots ... The catcher is wearing long boxer shorts with red polka dots raindawg. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution -- Sports)
Disney sets out to make 'The Passion for kids' May 23, 2009
Bras, briefs and boxer shorts to be used in display of how to grow your own fruit and vegetables in unwanted underwear. Male wallaby which escaped from a petting zoo two years ago found a female mate in the wild and has been spotted carrying their baby. (Yahoo News -- 'The Passion of the Christ')
• Spring? We don't need no stinking spring May 13, 2009
When I arrived home later that morning, covered with mud and wearing only my shirt, jacket and boxer shorts, my mother asked what had happened. "Oh, nothing much," I replied. (Burley South Idaho Press, ID)
Naked woman asks for cigarettes May 11, 2009
Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts. Wood was charged with disorderly conduct. (The Palm Beach Post)
Curley's Sorrow May 10, 2009
Two days later, Bobby Curley Jr. and his friend Elvis Gonzalez rang the doorbell for Salvatore Sicari, a neighbor known as "Salvi." The sound woke Sicari, who, rubbing his eyes, answered the door dressed only in boxer shorts. "Where were you last night?" Gonzalez asked. (Boston Globe)
Officials 'certain' Troy Klug's body found May 6, 2009
Oswald said investigators uncovered boxer shorts, a belt, shoes and a wallet consistent with descriptions of Klug s possessions and what he was last seen wearing. They also found duct tape and barn lye, an alkaline cleaner. (Rapid City Journal, SD)
In Defense of ... baggy pants May 4, 2009
I like the no-belt, no-problem look, with the pants hanging down low and the boxer shorts hanging out. I even like that thing 1990s rappers Kris Kross did, wearing their baggy clothes backward. (San Francisco Chronicle)
POLICE LOG / April 20 to April 26 May 1, 2009
8:10 a.m. Brook St., animal complaint, officer reports an animal at this location that needs to be removed ASAP. It s a dead raccoon with a tie put on it, boxer shorts and a cigar placed in its mouth and a sign in the back that says party animal. ACO has been notified and will remove the animal. (Cohasset Mariner, MA)
Get the Best Results Using Outdoor ... Apr 18, 2009
Hang shorts, underwear and boxer shorts by the waistband. Taking the time to hang clothes out to dry properly will help clothes look as neat as if they came out of the dryer. (Suite101.com)
Teen Killed In Love Triangle With Teacher Apr 16, 2009
Sixto Balbuena, a Navy sailor on leave from California, found his girlfriend naked and the 18-year-old student in his boxer shorts in the woman's bedroom around 2:40 a.m. Friday, according to police reports and court documents. Balbuena told police that Samuel Valdivia apologized to him before Balbuena began kicking, punching and throwing things at him, according to a police pro 00004000 bable cause statement. (CBS News -- US)
More on teacher-student love triangle Apr 15, 2009
Balbuena finding Hofmann, his former teacher when he was at Marcos de Niza High School, naked with Valdivia, who was wearing his boxer shorts, reportedly prompted the fatal stabbing, according to a probable cause statement. Last Friday didn't mark the first time Balbuena and Hofmann had a run in with Chandler police. (AZCentral -- News)
Hail To The Ch-Ch-Ch Chia Obama Apr 10, 2009
And then there's the other Obama goods, everything from boxer shorts to shoes. "I don't think it's over the top," said one man. (W-USA News, DC)
Man with 'addictions' lured boys for sexual gratification, say police Apr 9, 2009
Shortly after, the teen received more than 100 text messages from a stranger purporting to be a female named "Nikki" who communicated that, if he wanted his backpack returned, he should send photos of himself bending over while wearing boxer shorts. The teen found a personal profile on the social networking Web site Facebook, on which "Nikki" claimed to be a Winnacunnet High School student, but police allege it was Slye who created the phony Web page and persona to procure photos from boys. (Seacoast New Hampshire)
Lonely job in desolate depot a punitive one, T worker says Apr 3, 2009
"When you get home, don't take those shoes in the house," he said, using a flashlight to pick his way through the abandoned MBTA garage in Roxbury littered with torn sofas, strewn decks of playing cards, mounds of insulation, a moldy pair of blue boxer shorts, and excrement. For 16 months, Ward has arrived for work at this bus yard at 6 a.m., using bleach and mice poison to maintain the one clean office in the building, where he sits at a desk with a phone that does not work. (Boston Globe)
$300M for Alpen-garb Apr 2, 2009
Now if I could only find a pair of leather boxer shorts Ill be set for the rest of the year. . (Gaylord Herald Times, MI)
Roy, Coach K take a turn as 'Guitar Heroes' Apr 1, 2009
In a takeoff of Tom Cruise's scene in the movie "Risky Business," the four coaches slide into a living room wearing pink dress shirts, white boxer shorts (they said no to briefs) and athletic socks to the opening bars of Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock " With Duke's Krzyzewski and UNC's Williams on guitar, Louisville's Pitino on drums and ESPN's Knight, naturally, as lead vocalist, the faux band launches into the song. Related Content. (News & Observer -- Sports)
CA notebook: Stenson strips to play from mud Mar 13, 2009
Well, that isnt entirely true, unless he was born wearing boxer shorts and a golf glove, along with having a wedge in his hands. Stenson hacked the ball out of the muck, got dressed standing in the rough off the left side of the fairway, and wound up making perhaps the most entertaining bogey of his life. (MSNBC -- Sports)
HONEYWELL: Things I just don’t understand Mar 11, 2009
When did boxer shorts become something to show off. I suppose this is one that I;m destined to not understand, and eventually this craze will fade away as all fashion crazes do. (DeKalb Daily Chronicle, IL)
Dogs fan is undisputed champ Mar 7, 2009
His red, white and blue-striped boxer shorts give away that on gameday, Fell is Stegeman's "Rocky kid.". In what started as a spur-of-the-moment joke last season, Fell's "Rocky" routine has developed into a tradition at Georgia's men's home basketball games. (Athens Banner-Herald)
Crazy for Kitty Mar 4, 2009
American cosmetics company M.A.C (Make-up Art Cosmetics) has teamed up with the pop culture princess, so Japans famous icon which has endorsed almost everything from lingerie and boxer shorts to digital cameras is now the face for the brands latest collection. Cute icon Hello Kitty is the new face of M.A.C.. (The Star Online, Malaysia)
Man strips, grabs sports bra in womens sauna in Cambridge Mar 3, 2009
She walked back into the ladies locker room and allegedly found the suspicious man in the sauna wearing nothing but his boxer shorts, according to police reports ... Police said they recovered a pair of boxer shorts and a bottle the man was carrying from the women s locker room. (Cambridge Chronicle, MA)
Well, It Beats Noogies And Purple Nurples Feb 18, 2009
Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive. (San Francisco Chronicle -- Weird News)
Simpson pleads guilty, sentenced to 21 years Feb 18, 2009
Pugh said it had snowed and Simpson was dressed only in boxer shorts and was taken to the interview room with Brown and Jones. They started interviewing him about 2:06 a.m.. (Yanceyville Caswell Messenger, NC)
On the Jewish Street Patrol Feb 16, 2009
But it's not just the grimy clothes that make him unwelcome: His pants are inexplicably torn open, exposing his boxer shorts to the frightened Hasidic patrons he's been begging for money. With bushy beards and black yarmulkes, the four Jews entreating the vagabond do so with an air of authority. (ABC News)
Age doesn't dull Cupid's arrow Feb 15, 2009
Royce Weber recalls a Valentine s Day present from his late wife, Judith, who bought him a pair of boxer shorts with hearts all over them. When I opened the box, there was a heart inside that began to beat. (Park Hills Daily Journal, MO)
Pals pack alleged stabber's hearing Feb 12, 2009
Tanaka said the only clothing Davis was wearing when he attacked him was boxer shorts ... Tanaka said the only clothing Davis was wearing when he attacked him was boxer shorts. (Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
Man who once spent 11 years in prison for killing on trial in death of ex-officer Feb 11, 2009
He then entered the living room wearing only a pair of boxer shorts and a shirt. The two friends then smoked a couple of "coolies," cocaine-laced cigarettes, Conner said. (Orangeburg Times and Democrat, SC)
The iafrica.com debate Feb 11, 2009
Then there's the plight of the unattached, having their often already depleted self-esteems beaten to a pulp with teddy bears and three-packs of heart-adorned boxer shorts. Another thing our ol' buddy Valentine has ensured is that the social pariahs of the world frequently experience a short but dangerous spike of courage come mid-February, only for their often-creepy advances to be rejected by their choice of unattainable targets. (iAfrica.com)
Classroom party game: Dress-up relay race Feb 10, 2009
Pack each suitcase with a pair of ridiculous red tube socks, huge boxer shorts with red hearts, a feather boa, a tiara and sunglasses. The boa and boxers make kids laugh, so we always include them, but you can use any variation of clothing. (Fresno Bee -- Lifestyle)
Witness appeal over man's death Feb 8, 2009
"We believe a couple may have been having a heated argument and at one point the man came out of the house barefoot and wearing a t-shirt and boxer shorts," he said. "The house is close to the junction with the old Birmingham Road and close to Mount School.". (BBC News)
Northbridge rocks to a Laneway beat Feb 8, 2009
Still Flyin put on a crazy, hilarious show that included a foam pigs head, questionable fashion (Union Jack boxer shorts anyone. and maracas. (The West Australian)
In France, it's time to get into the pool Feb 8, 2009
The reason most often given is hygiene: There should be nothing worn into the pool that could conceivably have been worn elsewhere, like boxer shorts or Bermudas. No matter the genesis, the Speedo is de rigueur for men - and, to add insult to injury, so is a bathing cap. (International Herald Tribune -- At Home)
Oscar shows us his shorts Feb 7, 2009
We've got accidental electrocution, unintentional public display of boxer shorts, a grand piano falling from a great height, a mousetrap snapped on fingers and various other acts of violence great and small, all played for laughs. "Presto" is hands-down going to be the popular favorite here, and on this weak list could cop the big prize. (Salon)
